Top 10 Simpsons Quotes EVER!
Starting with Number 10:
10) “I’m Troy McClure, and I’ll leave you with what we all came here to see, hardcore nudity!”
9) Homer: Moe, I need some advice, you see, I’ve got this friend called Joey-Joe-Jo Junior Shabbadoo
Moe: That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard
Guy: *Cries*
Barney: Hey! Joey-Joe-Jo!
8) Groundskeeper Willie: Ach, If elected Mayor, me first act will tae kill the whole lot of ye, and burn your toon tae cinders!
Guy: Mike’s on.
GW: Ah know it’s on!
7) Lionel Hutz: Uh-oh we’ve drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
LH: Well, he’s had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
M: You did?
LH: Well, replace the word ‘kinda’ with the word ‘repeatedly’ and the word ‘dog’ with ‘son.’
6) Ned Flanders: Here’s Jose Flanders!
Jose Flanders: Buenos-ding-dong-diddly-dias senor!
5) Sea Captain: Yargh, I’m not attractive!
4) Marge: The plant called, they said if you don’t come into work tomorrow, don’t bother coming in Monday.
Homer: WHOO-HOO! 4 Day Weekend!
3) Comic Book Guy: Must-end-in-Battlestar-Galactica-heroic-death-pose! ARGH! (Dies)
2) Policeman Lou: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! (BUZZ) Alright, maybe I do, but I didn’t shoot him! (DING)
PL: Checks out. OK Sir, you’re free to go.
M: Good, ‘cos I got a hot date tonight (BUZZ), odd date (BUZZ), dinner with Fred (BUZZ), dinner alone (BUZZ), watching TV alone (BUZZ) Alright! I’m gonna sit at home and ogle the women in the Victoria’s Secret Catalogue (BUZZ) Sear’s Catalogue (DING) Now would you unhook this already please, I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (BUZZ)
And, the number 1 quote is (drumroll)
1) Ralph Wiggum: I bent my Wookie!
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