TOP 10 REASONS WHY 'STAR WARS' IS BETTER THAN 'STAR TREK'
Here they are, the top 10 reasons why Star Trek is inferior to Star Wars, starting with nuymber 10:
10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, set on
"stun."
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room, an anti-matter unit
and a crew of twenty just to go into warp--the Millenium Falcon
does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader,
Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable--after pithy
Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7) One word: lightsabres.
6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class ''M'' or not.
4) Luke Skywalker not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
encounters.
3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
action.
2) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
Slave I.
1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belt at one-quarter
impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
So, in conclusion, Star Wars is by far superior to Star Trek. HAHAHA.
PS, another reason is that not every odd numbered Star Wars film is rubbish. It's true.
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