Top 10 Sexually Tilted Lines from each of the original Star Wars films (These are funny)
Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines from
Star Wars Episode IV- A New Hope
10) Well my little friend, you got something jammed in here real good.
9) Put that thing away before you get us all killed.
8) Look at the size of that thing.
7) Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?
6) Negative, negative. It didn't go in.
5) This little one's not worth the effort.
4) Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
3) Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell.
2) You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
1) Get on top...
I can't...
Get on top of it...
I'm trying!
Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines from
Star Wars Episode V- The Empire Strikes Back
10) I must have hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up
like that.
9) Would it help if I got out and pushed?
8) That's alright, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.
7) It doesn't feel like rock.
6) Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you?
5) There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
4) Control, control. You must learn control.
3) There's something alive down there.
2) But now we eat. Come, good food, come.
1) I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines from
Star Wars Episode VI- Return of the Jedi
10) Rise my friend.
9) I shouldn't have come.
8) Well, looks like I'm stuck here.
7) Alright, you want something to eat?
6) You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?
5) I have felt him my master.
4) Not bad for a little furball.
3) Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing.
2) I never knew I had it in me.
1) Han, can you reach my lightsabre?
See, I said they were funny. Also a good way to waste about 5 minutes, yes?
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